August 2008
56 posts
Gmail is really good at spam filtering. HOWEVER:
More headlines, courtest of:
brianvan:
(Comic gold from the spam folder.)
msnbc.com: BREAKING NEWS: Mike Tyson To Fight Michael Jackson
msnbc.com: BREAKING NEWS: God Destroys Boise For Not Being Gay Enough
msnbc.com: BREAKING NEWS: Prominent Male Hooker Forced To Step Down After Sex With Sleazy Evangelist
msnbc.com: BREAKING NEWS: Blair: Im Not Gay, Thats Just My Accent
msnbc.com: BREAKING...
BREAKING NEWS: President Bush’s iPod: The Complete Playlist
BREAKING NEWS: Ronald Reagan Prime Suspect In Bank Robbery
BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton Lectures On Dickens And Dostoevsky
BREAKING NEWS: Rupaul: Ron Paul Is My Brother!
BREAKING NEWS: God Destroys Boise For Not Being Gay Enough
BREAKING NEWS: John Mccain Denies Allegations That He Is A Politician
BREAKING NEWS: White Male Workers Banned In Britain
BREAKING NEWS: World Leaders Gather To Roast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
BREAKING NEWS: Bearded Lady Gives Birth
BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton Infested With Cockroaches
BREAKING NEWS: God Accepts Responsability for Hurricane Katrina
BREAKING NEWS: nazi Toddlers Ruined My Birthday
BREAKING NEWS: Ufos Sighted Over Uk
BREAKING NEWS: Angelina Jolie Pregnancy. ‘it Was All A Hoax!’
BREAKING NEWS: Spongebob Squarepants Not Shrek’s Father!
BREAKING NEWS: Rapper 50 Cent To Be John Mccains Choice For Vp
BREAKING NEWS: Laika The Russian Space Dog, Returns To Earth
BREAKING NEWS: Bulgarian diplomat arrested with 0.4kg of plutonium
BREAKING NEWS: Exclusive: Barack Obama Can Fly Through The Air Like That Guy On Heroes
BREAKING NEWS: Catapult Program Flings Commuters to Work
BREAKING NEWS: Who’s going to stop the WNBA?
BREAKING NEWS: Software Piracy Leads to Full-Fledged Piracy
BREAKING NEWS: Barbra Streisand: “I Don’t Want to Talk to the Maid”
BREAKING NEWS: PARENTS HELP TEENS GET HIGH
BREAKING NEWS: COP: FAMILY LIVING IN FEAR
BREAKING NEWS: Girl, 13, wins world chess championship
BREAKING NEWS: McCain’s Op-Ed on Iraq Rejected by The ‘Pennysaver’
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam to deport Gary Glitter to Britain
BREAKING NEWS: Report: Fate of “Ross and Rachel” Used to Torture Iraqi Prisoners
BREAKING NEWS: McCain Opposes Gay Adoption of Highways
BREAKING NEWS: Scientist Prepare to Colonize Redneck Area
BREAKING NEWS: SJC Loosens Handgun Control To Stimulate Economy
BREAKING NEWS: UK Government Put on ‘Special Measures’ - Private Managers to be Appointed
BREAKING NEWS: M1 Roadworks Revealed as ‘Conceptual Art’
BREAKING NEWS: Jason Kidd Feels Guilty After Stealing Ball from Chinese Point Guard
BREAKING NEWS: Maybe al-Maliki’s Comments Really Were Lost in Translation
BREAKING NEWS: Damien Hirst pickles business manager
BREAKING NEWS: [video] Take it from us: People Hate Satire
BREAKING NEWS: John Edwards Admits Fathering Clay Aiken’s Baby
BREAKING NEWS: Is Gay Bishop Gay Enough?
BREAKING NEWS: [video] If Barack Obama Is an Oreo, What Is John McLaughlin?
BREAKING NEWS: Steve Jobs Named As God Successor.
BREAKING NEWS: Police to Tackle Bike Crime with New ‘Indifferent Squad’
BREAKING NEWS: Obama ‘Airs’ His Criticism of John Edwards
BREAKING NEWS: Study reveals bass players ‘every bit as dull as golfers’
BREAKING NEWS: Four Horseman of the Apocalypse Split; ‘Pestilence to go Solo’
BREAKING NEWS: Three Italian College Students Purchase Kansas City Royals for 500 Euros
BREAKING NEWS: Polar Bears must be taught to swim
BREAKING NEWS: Man Believes Life Only Validated When Captured on Camera